Yeow!

So last week I was shopping and found some beautiful Habanero peppers, vibrant orange, yellow and red, for a buck-ninety-nine a pound.

I grabbed a handful, cost me next to nothing, and went home to make some hot sauce.

A little garlic, some sea salt, vinegar. I hit the button on the blender and in a few seconds, I had some tasty (and very hot) hot sauce.

So, I washed my hands, ate a warm brownie with some ice cream, and read a book.

An hour later I washed my hands again in preparation for going to bed. I took my contact lenses out and...

HO

LEE

COW!

My Eyes! They Burn!

I'm better now, and wiser.